Definition of an OPTIMIST: A guy falls off a ten story building. Every floor he passes, people hear him say "So far, so good,...So far, so good,...." You know what is coming, but you are still looking on the bright side!
I'm going to go walk around and ask 5 guys right now. lol My shift team-mates all have gear at home.
My neighbor might have one on an old machine he drug home that's in very poor condition. I can check out the size, and he would prob be cool with you borrowing it, if you cleaned it up. If you just need it for a special job. Prob not for sale.